Jackie.

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: milfhouse, via pizza)

oozma-kappas:

clavid:


this looks like something out of a horror movie like imagine that thing tunring around and having a people face and walking on two feet

oozma-kappas:

clavid:

this looks like something out of a horror movie like imagine that thing tunring around and having a people face and walking on two feet

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(Source: tindink, via magicchili)

magicchili:

twinks2014:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

I just ate a whole bag of goldfish omg

THE GOLDFISH CRACKERS NOT ACTUAL LIVE GOLDFISH

i don’t think anyone thought you meant live goldfish

Australia did

vonnegutpizza:

There needs to be more body positive songs in pop culture and I think this is a great contribution. THIS VIDEO IS AN IMPORTANT THING.

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